How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
im not even gonna lie he look like the cow
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
I WILL NEVER SEXT WITH AUTOCORRECT ANYMORE I FUCKED UP
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
Kermit is dead
he should have minded his own business
this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life
Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill
dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out