Tiny Hand

shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

vibiasabina:

i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

me watching titanic: maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time
this is Monica watching titanic every time ^^
why would you comment in a chat post like what is wrong with you

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

delongezralex:

iconic

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

dw:

is this google glass

dw:

is this google glass