Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
so be careful when youre planning your next cruise
put this sticker on my ass
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
this is some white nonsense
y’all know that different languages exist right
"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"
so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”
a work of art
could u imagine if ppl leaked dental records as a form of dragging
why are u following this problematic this bitch had a cavity on june 17th 2007
havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life
was this not me lmaooo
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
sorry guys i tripped
So I cut it with a flat one instead.
i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand itson sit down literally everybody gets it
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done