Tiny Hand

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

parrotcakes:

blanketpie:

THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX

so be careful when youre planning your next cruise

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

scenicroutes:

micheledesanta:

jacksonolantern:

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

this is some white nonsense 

y’all know that different languages exist right

"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"

so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”

stability:

a work of art

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

aminaabramovic:

could u imagine if ppl leaked dental records as a form of dragging

why are u following this problematic this bitch had a cavity on june 17th 2007 

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

prettyboyshyflizzy:

frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

was this not me lmaooo

prettyboyshyflizzy:

frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

was this not me lmaooo

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto :

anniedraws :

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

UNDER

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what

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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